Friday, 17 April 2015

Is it pretentious to keep ones butler after the apocalips



Is it pretentious to keep ones butler after the apocalypse?

I was only saying to my butler the other day at afternoon tea,”would he stay with me if I could not pay him.”Of course he said “yes”
So I thought instead of a wage packet with cash in it, its services instead of cash .Smithers supplies his services, supplying tea and biscuits at five o’clock. I supply other services to pay him.  So what do I supply in payment. Obviously a house, alright it won’t have a roof and probably a wall or two missing and I supply contacts and access to certain specialist people and protection.
It’s a bit like the super rich .They  actually do sod all and reap all the benefits while everyone else does the work.
So why does smither not say ,“screw you fat boy you serve me the tea and biscuits” 

Conditioning ,thats all .....conditioning

Sunday, 12 April 2015

We are not dead yet



Well the world has still not ended the system is still functioning .We have been through about six end of civilisation dates in the past couple of years and we are still here. Asteroids, the end of the Aztec calendar prophesies and what have you still haven’t finished me off  .So what can we do stand around twiddling our thumbs until the skies go dark and we can say told you so .No
We still have the herdon collider that massive particle collider to contend with and the final pope prophecies so there are a couple of disaster there waiting to happen .In the mean time the system continues to slowly spiral into the abyss .
I was thinking it probably will not be one big bang but a slow demise of the masses, watched over by the bus load of the richest people in the world slowly shaking their fat heads saying, there has to be a thinning down, a rationalising then we can start again .Of course we are the ones who get rationalised not them, Just as a foot note did you know that the people who have eighty five percent of the worlds wealth can be fitted onto a double Decker bus..The rest of us have to walk to our doom.
Anyway I can see a way forward and I will write about that next time .Pretty soon a large chunk of the London population will be living like the Victorians and they did ok. Didn’t they? It already looks like the nineteen fifties each time I go back to London they go back in time another five years .Beggars on the street ,stick ups street gangs, no cops, holes in the road and what have you.