Saturday 18 July 2015

stay or leave



I lived in an English picture postcard market town that slowly expanded with the motor industry .It expanded fuelled by worker pouring in from London .It was a picture of a wealthy  city full of glass and marble floors .
 Image result for markets of the future cartoon
 
20years later as I walk through the litter strewn streets  I wonder whether I should pack up and leave town or stay and try and do something .I live in one of the better areas but slowly the area has become tired and dangerous .I often think about the big American cities Where the factories closed down .The infrastructure collapse the little shops and businesses that service the working families all went bankrupt.
The big money left first then the middle classes then the working guys could not sell their houses for a high enough price to get somewhere else
Or that bloke in Argentina that writes about the meltdown who says the ones who leave first get the best deals
As I watch the newspapers blow by I wonder is this the start of something bigger

Friday 3 July 2015

Herb shampoo un axes

Shampoo un axes



Interesting conversation the other day .The obsession with guns knives and instruments to whack potential assailants is almost a hysterical compulsion with the survivalist mob
Then a young lady said to me “what about shampoo?“when civilisation collapses and my stash has been jumped by marauding zombies what will I do about shampoo.”
It’s a good question I suppose life goes on .So I have taken a look at basic needs .Stinging nettle is a good hair restorative it’s also good at making the hair stop falling out and regrow .So not only would she get a free shampoo but it could be rubbed on the head of passing bald marauders to make them feel better about themselves
It’s just a thought .She actually made the stinging nettle hair shampoo with little rosemary and I used it, two days later I needed a hair cut

Friday 17 April 2015

Is it pretentious to keep ones butler after the apocalips



Is it pretentious to keep ones butler after the apocalypse?

I was only saying to my butler the other day at afternoon tea,”would he stay with me if I could not pay him.”Of course he said “yes”
So I thought instead of a wage packet with cash in it, its services instead of cash .Smithers supplies his services, supplying tea and biscuits at five o’clock. I supply other services to pay him.  So what do I supply in payment. Obviously a house, alright it won’t have a roof and probably a wall or two missing and I supply contacts and access to certain specialist people and protection.
It’s a bit like the super rich .They  actually do sod all and reap all the benefits while everyone else does the work.
So why does smither not say ,“screw you fat boy you serve me the tea and biscuits” 

Conditioning ,thats all .....conditioning

Sunday 12 April 2015

We are not dead yet



Well the world has still not ended the system is still functioning .We have been through about six end of civilisation dates in the past couple of years and we are still here. Asteroids, the end of the Aztec calendar prophesies and what have you still haven’t finished me off  .So what can we do stand around twiddling our thumbs until the skies go dark and we can say told you so .No
We still have the herdon collider that massive particle collider to contend with and the final pope prophecies so there are a couple of disaster there waiting to happen .In the mean time the system continues to slowly spiral into the abyss .
I was thinking it probably will not be one big bang but a slow demise of the masses, watched over by the bus load of the richest people in the world slowly shaking their fat heads saying, there has to be a thinning down, a rationalising then we can start again .Of course we are the ones who get rationalised not them, Just as a foot note did you know that the people who have eighty five percent of the worlds wealth can be fitted onto a double Decker bus..The rest of us have to walk to our doom.
Anyway I can see a way forward and I will write about that next time .Pretty soon a large chunk of the London population will be living like the Victorians and they did ok. Didn’t they? It already looks like the nineteen fifties each time I go back to London they go back in time another five years .Beggars on the street ,stick ups street gangs, no cops, holes in the road and what have you.

Tuesday 16 December 2014

Baseball bats and guns


Urban survival




We are living in a time of change and transition .Whatever happens we will be hear facing the challenge gathering together adapting resisting and surviving 



If you have been made redundant thrown on the benefits pile, Sacked because you can eat no more poop, retired, had your pension stolen by the hedgefund manager , pissed off with a pointless job .Read on

Full time work may be becoming thing of the past unemployment is growing at a steady rate in some towns of England unemployment rates of fifty percent are not unuseual . The once beautiful historic town  where i live has seen in recent years ,deprevation and violent crime increase so much it has even shocked the street gangs .Many of whome will not go out in the dark .

We are very fortunate in Britain that there are no guns .So most crime is by basball bat or knife .We are told it is much safer not to have guns available to the masses and one would assume that it is better to be beaten to death than shot to death I must admit when you think about it in those terms it does seem much better There is a huge red light district and a small white slave trade and we have had the odd serial killer .But we are assure that every thing is now under control and its nothing unusual or to be afraid of .

We have a dedicated police force of loyal hard working individual who face it every day on our behalf only to be short changed with men and resourses and expected to do a better job and have every one they arrest let off by the courts because there are no more space in prison and we cant affrord any more prisons to be built 

So there we have it increasing crime and reduced police presence .The system slowly spirals down with the occational big crash until we have a big problem That is the situation today .What will it be like after another crash 
We have to look after our selves and each other  

Saturday 13 December 2014

jerry aherns survivalist books

jerry aherns  are books entertaining .Beautiful pulp fiction keep the pages turning with no reference to survival techniques what so ever except blasting his way into food halls .The entertainment really overshadows the lack of technique and I kept the pages turning .I liked them so much I have just bought the entire set off eBay .Well I say entire set number 19 was missing and if I had read the description better I would have noticed it .Any way it will take a good long time for me to read up to book 19 I am only on three at the moment
The story centres around John Rourke, ex-CIA officer turned weapons and survival expert, in the aftermath of a nuclear war. The first few books cover rourke’s attempts to find his family, on the way fighting invading Soviet troops as well as typical villains there are extended scenes of graphic violence. Later books head more into science fiction